Confused Chimp

Confused Chimp always had with them a bag of flour that they sometimes play with. It should be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

Confused Chimp desperately craved for a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly funny idea, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was wonderful. A mug was the chosen thing.

Confused Chimp searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to most, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Confused Chimp searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was stunning. A pint of beer being the thing selected.

Confused Chimp needed a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

Confused Chimp desperately needed a cup that they would drop. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to choose.