The Ugly Chimp

The Ugly Chimp always kept a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Ugly Chimp always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Chimp searched for a condom that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Chimp often carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly different action, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Chimp needed a condom that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a condom was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Chimp desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. It is an astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.