The Grumpy Chimp

The Grumpy Chimp had a computer that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Chimp always had with them a block of cheese to play with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Chimp looked for a sponge to cuddle. It should have been a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Chimp looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Chimp desired a mug that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Chimp found a sack of potatoes that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.