The Green Chimp

The Green Chimp craved for a dildo to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Green Chimp desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would often embrace. It is a fairly weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Green Chimp needed a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

The Green Chimp always carried a crown that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was simply life. Strangely, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Green Chimp had a cucumber that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

The Green Chimp needed a CD player that they sometimes annihilate It might have been an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a CD player being the item opted for.