Their Boring Chimp

Their Boring Chimp always had with them a crown that they would occasionally worship. It would be a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A crown would be the item chosen.

Their Boring Chimp desperately searched for a spade that they would embrace. One might say this is a funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was selected.

Their Boring Chimp desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Their Boring Chimp desired a magic 8 ball to demolish. It should be an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

Their Boring Chimp needed a block of cheese that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Chimp looked for a melon that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a melon would be the item chosen.