Anxious Chimp

Anxious Chimp always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

Anxious Chimp wanted a crown that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. A crown would be the thing that was selected.

Anxious Chimp desperately looked for a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was exciting. A block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Anxious Chimp desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Anxious Chimp desperately wanted a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

Anxious Chimp desperately craved for a bat that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a funny thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be wonderful. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was selected.