His Horny Chimp

His Horny Chimp carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of flour having that done to it

His Horny Chimp always had with them a stapler that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was epic. A stapler would be the thing that was selected.

His Horny Chimp wanted a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the thing selected.

His Horny Chimp always kept a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a melon having that done to it

His Horny Chimp often carried a bottle of coke that they would often share. This seems to be a new exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

His Horny Chimp looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be fun. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item selected.