A Nervous Chimp

A Nervous Chimp owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

A Nervous Chimp always kept a radiator that they would occasionally annihilate It would be an unusual action, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

A Nervous Chimp craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes experiment on. It is an unusual operation, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

A Nervous Chimp owned a sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was stunning. A sponge would be the item that was selected.

A Nervous Chimp always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. This seems a fairly strange idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

A Nervous Chimp desperately desired a porno magazine that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen item.