The Gentle Chimp

The Gentle Chimp often carried a ball that they would play with. This is certainly a different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was stunning. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to select.

The Gentle Chimp desired a stretchman to experiment on. This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Chimp desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often put on his head. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Gentle Chimp desired a dildo to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Chimp desperately wanted a CD player to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to some, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a CD player having that done to it

The Gentle Chimp desperately desired a pint of cider that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.