The Magical Chimp

The Magical Chimp desperately wanted a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a condom was the chosen thing.

The Magical Chimp often carried a lava lamp that they would annihilate It should be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be wonderous. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Magical Chimp needed a little monkey that they would often demolish. It would have been an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

The Magical Chimp desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

The Magical Chimp desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Chimp looked for a cup to cuddle. This could be considered a strange thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. A cup was the thing that was selected.