The Bewildered Chimp

The Bewildered Chimp desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly original thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Chimp had a radiator that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly odd action, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. A radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Chimp owned a stapler that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a different thing to do, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Chimp had a little monkey that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Chimp desired a can of coke that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A can of coke was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Chimp desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would often embrace. It was a fairly new suggestion, to most, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.