The Retarded Chimp

The Retarded Chimp always kept a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. It would have been an extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Retarded Chimp desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Chimp desperately craved for a bottle of beer to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Retarded Chimp carried a rubber johnny to cuddle. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Chimp owned a teapot that they would often share. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot of all things.

The Retarded Chimp desperately looked for a stretchman that they would embrace. This is certainly a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.