A Red Chimp

A Red Chimp carried a dildo that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

A Red Chimp looked for a dildo that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a dildo being the item selected.

A Red Chimp desperately wanted a stapler that they would play with. It might be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was epic. Remarkably, a stapler was the chosen item.

A Red Chimp owned a hat to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was chosen.

A Red Chimp carried a condom that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a funny action, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen item.

A Red Chimp desperately needed a spade that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was epic. A spade would be the item that was selected.