Unusual Chimp

Unusual Chimp desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

Unusual Chimp always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

Unusual Chimp craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Unusual Chimp searched for a stapler that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

Unusual Chimp needed a cup to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was epic. A cup is the item to select.

Unusual Chimp wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen item.