The Cheerful Chimp

The Cheerful Chimp found a can of Tango that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be an unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Chimp often carried a cup to throw. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be fun. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Chimp always had with them a dildo to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Cheerful Chimp desperately looked for a little monkey that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Chimp desperately looked for a hat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to select.

The Cheerful Chimp desperately searched for a cup that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the item opted for.