My Anxious Chimp

My Anxious Chimp looked for a pencil sharpener that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

My Anxious Chimp needed a lava lamp to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

My Anxious Chimp always carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

My Anxious Chimp always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

My Anxious Chimp desired a crown that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a funny action, to you, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a crown was the item that was selected.

My Anxious Chimp desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to drop. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was entertaining. A helmet being the chosen thing.