Her Little Chimp

Her Little Chimp desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a bat being the thing selected.

Her Little Chimp desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally throw. This seems a fairly new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be exciting. Strangely, a stretchman of all things.

Her Little Chimp always carried a sword that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was selected.

Her Little Chimp desperately desired a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

Her Little Chimp craved for a stretchman that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

Her Little Chimp desperately craved for a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. A cup of all things.