A Dodgy Chimp

A Dodgy Chimp desperately searched for a helmet that they sometimes share. This is certainly a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Chimp found a painting of a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was simply life. A painting of a melon being the thing selected.

A Dodgy Chimp often carried a can of Tango that they would throw. This seems a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Chimp always carried a bottle of coke to put up their bum. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Chimp desperately wanted a sword to embrace. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a sword being the item selected.

A Dodgy Chimp owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly original approach to life, to most, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to select.