The Confused Chimp

The Confused Chimp carried a pen to put down their trousers. It is a fairly peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pen would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Chimp found a helmet that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Chimp desperately searched for a cup that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Chimp always kept a tomato that they would often experiment on. It should be an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a tomato being the thing selected.

The Confused Chimp craved for a stapler that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Chimp always had with them a hat that they would annihilate It should be a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was chosen.