Green Chimp

Green Chimp always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Green Chimp always kept a melon that they sometimes worship. This seems a new action, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.

Green Chimp desperately craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Green Chimp wanted a wig that they would put up their bum. It should have been a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

Green Chimp always carried a dildo to worship. It is a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

Green Chimp craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.