The Adventurous Chimp

The Adventurous Chimp desired a spade that they would occasionally worship. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Adventurous Chimp always kept a helmet that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item to choose.

The Adventurous Chimp found a teapot to eat. One might say this is a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was selected.

The Adventurous Chimp carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Adventurous Chimp desperately desired a sword that they would often annihilate This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing selected.

The Adventurous Chimp had a helmet that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the item that was opted for.