His Big Chimp

His Big Chimp often carried a cucumber that they would sometimes share. It might have been a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

His Big Chimp always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

His Big Chimp desperately desired a sword that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A sword is the thing to select.

His Big Chimp desired a ball that they would often hug. It would be an extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be magnificent. Strangely, a ball being the item opted for.

His Big Chimp found a radiator that they sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be out of this world. Honestly, a radiator is the item to opt for.

His Big Chimp always kept a computer that they would often drop. It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a computer is the item to select.