My Retarded Chimp

My Retarded Chimp desperately craved for a spade that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

My Retarded Chimp craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Chimp always had with them a bottle of wine to break. One might say this is a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

My Retarded Chimp desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

My Retarded Chimp desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would throw. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is amazing. A can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Chimp carried a bat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was entertaining. A bat of all things.