A Chinese Chimp

A Chinese Chimp desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally annihilate It might be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Chimp craved for a vibrator that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to choose.

A Chinese Chimp found a dildo to play with. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

A Chinese Chimp always carried a sword that they liked to experiment on. It is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A sword is the thing to choose.

A Chinese Chimp desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

A Chinese Chimp found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.