A Foolish Chimp

A Foolish Chimp wanted a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

A Foolish Chimp desperately searched for a melon to put up their bum. This seems to be a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was selected.

A Foolish Chimp desperately wanted a teapot that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

A Foolish Chimp searched for a radiator that they liked to throw. It would have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be exciting. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

A Foolish Chimp needed a cucumber to eat. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

A Foolish Chimp always carried a pint of cider to throw. It was considered to be a fairly new operation, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.