The Eccentric Chimp

The Eccentric Chimp searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes share. It would have been an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Chimp needed a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be epic. A cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Chimp always carried a can of coke to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Chimp desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Chimp desperately looked for a big sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Chimp always kept a bottle of coke that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.