A Foolish Chimp

A Foolish Chimp had a bottle of coke that they would often annihilate It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

A Foolish Chimp found a pencil sharpener to put on his head. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

A Foolish Chimp always kept a hat that they would often hug. This might appear to be a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a hat being the item selected.

A Foolish Chimp had a pint of beer that they liked to throw. This seems a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

A Foolish Chimp desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often share. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was simply life. A bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Chimp needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.