Their Purple Chimp

Their Purple Chimp always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

Their Purple Chimp craved for a teapot that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

Their Purple Chimp always carried a CD player that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple Chimp looked for a cup that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a strange activity, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is sublime. A cup would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple Chimp carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Their Purple Chimp desperately searched for a melon that they liked to smash. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item opted for.