The Crazy Chimp

The Crazy Chimp desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Crazy Chimp searched for a hat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a hat of all things.

The Crazy Chimp always carried a bottle of beer that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be an exciting action, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Crazy Chimp desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was simply life. A condom being the chosen thing.

The Crazy Chimp owned a cucumber that they sometimes smash. It might have been a strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Chimp desperately needed a CD player that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was miraculous. Strangely, a CD player being the item opted for.