The Special Chimp

The Special Chimp always carried a block of cheese that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Special Chimp carried a set square that they would often experiment on. It should be an odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Special Chimp desperately desired a bottle of wine that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Special Chimp always kept a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a piece of paper of all things.

The Special Chimp craved for a bottle of beer to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Special Chimp needed a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. A toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.