Her Grumpy Chimp

Her Grumpy Chimp looked for a set square that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Chimp desired a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a stapler being the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Chimp looked for a set square that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Chimp always kept a radiator that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Chimp desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Chimp often carried a pint of cider that they liked to drop. This seems an astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.