The Stupid Chimp

The Stupid Chimp searched for a cheese grater that they would put up their bum. This seems a fairly odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Chimp desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Stupid Chimp desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Chimp carried a sponge that they would share. It should have been a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. A sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Chimp searched for a dildo that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Chimp desperately needed a radiator to drop. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.