Her Stupid Chimp

Her Stupid Chimp had a cheese grater to try to nail to the wall. It should be an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

Her Stupid Chimp often carried a stapler that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Chimp often carried a spade that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the chosen item.

Her Stupid Chimp always kept a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Her Stupid Chimp owned a porno magazine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been an original operation, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine of all things.

Her Stupid Chimp carried a hat that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Honestly, a hat being the chosen thing.