Lonely Chimp

Lonely Chimp always carried a rubber johnny to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Lonely Chimp looked for a stapler that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a stapler having that done to it

Lonely Chimp desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a strange idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

Lonely Chimp wanted a helmet that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. A helmet having that done to it

Lonely Chimp found a can of coke to experiment on. It is considered to be an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Lonely Chimp looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.