Buy Shitty Ads, Brag about it on Steemit, earn $2,000+

Step 1 - Make a Steemit Banner Ad

Or pay a cheap graphics designer $15 to make you one.

Step 2 - Sign up for a shady ad network

Lets tarnish Steemit's reputation by mixing steemit ads with a sea of gambling and ponzi scheme ads.

Step 3 - Spend $20 on the ad campaign

These ad networks mostly serve botnet inventory anyway, but if there is a real human being served an impression, well, nobody cares:

• people automatically, habitually ignore advertising
• sophisticated people use adblock

In the unlikely event that someone actually follows trough, and signs up, the odds of them sticking around and contributing to the platform are about 0%. They were never a target audience to begin with. They just came here for their reward that was promised in the ad.

Step 4 - Post your campaign on Steemit, and earn $2,000+ in post rewards

Time to celebrate and give yourself a pat on your back, you've just turned $20 ($35 if you hired a designer) into $2,000+.

You have created 0 value for the community, and are laughing your way to the bank.

If this isn't the ultimate circlejerk, I don't know what is.