Naruto Sasuke Rebirth-1: Insanity? Suicide? It's a mess!

Section 1: Insanity? Suicide? It's a mess!

"Have you heard? There is a genius in the Uchiha family?" said passerby A mysteriously.
"Oh~~~ Is it the kid who had Sharingan just after being born? I already knew that! Your news is outdated!" Passerby B curled his lips in disdain.
"Oh? Really? Hehe..." Passerby A said awkwardly. "How about it? That kid is really a genius! What do you think?"
"Humph, there's nothing to say about a monster." Passerby B gave passerby A a disgusted look.
"Oh? You seem to have a prejudice against that child! He is the future glory of the Uchiha family!" Passerby A asked in confusion.
"Humph! There has never been such a precedent in the Uchiha family. How can there be a child who awakens the bloodline limit just after being born? Who knows what kind of monster is on that kid! The Nine-Tailed Fox can be reborn on another kid. Who knows what kind of monster is on this kid!" Passerby B cursed viciously.
"Huh? Now that you say it, it seems to make some sense! It's better to stay away from that kid in the future. If I can't afford to provoke him, I can still avoid him!" Passerby A suddenly realized.
"What do you mean it makes some sense? It makes a lot of sense! I'll tell you secretly. Don't tell others! When that kid was born, the sky was pitch black. There were lightning all around their house. As soon as the lightning struck here, fortunately, your big brother is highly skilled! I used A-rank ninjutsu one after another. As I moved here and stepped down... " Passerby B was gesticulating and spitting everywhere. That saliva was flying so much. Even the kid who spit all over Bao Longxing in "Hail the Judge" starring Stephen Chow would have to call him daddy! The Second Hokage would have to learn Water Release from him! And passerby A in front of him was soaked through and listening to that guy's boasting with admiration. I don't know if passerby A really believed in his high skills or admired his strong saliva secretion.
"... Then I twisted my waist and jumped again! Guess what? I escaped!" Passerby B finally finished speaking. "Humph, how about it? I'm amazing, right!"
"Is it so amazing?" It seems that passerby A admired his saliva secretion before.
"What? You still don't believe it? Do you know that after I came out, the patriarch of the Uchiha family still wanted to silence me! Fortunately, I'm not ambiguous either! After a fierce battle with him for three hundred rounds, he finally admitted defeat! Begged me not to tell others! I saw that he was so pitiful, so I agreed. If I didn't think you were pleasing to the eye, I wouldn't tell you!" Passerby B's face was as red as a tomato.
"Oh~ Big brother even fought with that patriarch of the Uchiha family. I wonder what that patriarch looks like?" Passerby A asked in surprise.
"Cough, why is my throat so dry?" It's hard to imagine how Passerby B's throat could be dry when his saliva was spraying.
"Big brother! Are you looking down on me? Why didn't you say so earlier! Come on, let's go to that store. I'll treat today!" Passerby A secretly cursed and felt heartache. However, he couldn't resist the temptation of gossip and was ready to bleed heavily. But his face didn't show it. He said flatteringly to passerby B, "Big brother, tell me what that patriarch looks like?"
"Okay! I'll tell you. That patriarch is eight feet tall! His waist is also eight feet! His eyes are as big as a lamp! His nostrils are as big as a bowl! His mouth is as big as a cave! His ears are as big as a big fan, flapping and flapping. The wind is so strong. As long as he strikes out with one palm, within a radius of a hundred miles, all people and animals will die, and there will be no grass growing for ten years..." Saliva is flying again. (Little Soul: Sweat~ Even an atomic bomb is not that powerful...) "Although he is still a bit inferior to me, he is still a remarkable person." Passerby B was complacent.
"Ah~~~~ Big brother, you actually defeated such a person! Little brother admires you so much!" Passerby A looked up at him adoringly.
"Of course. Back in the Great Ninja War, your big brother was extremely majestic and invincible. Wherever my gaze reached, the enemies were terrified and their livers and gallbladders were shattered..." Well, it's been a long time since I met such an idiot. Satisfy my bragging urge and take advantage of him at the same time.
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Muye Police Department
"Sir, this is the discussion about the Uchiha family in Muye these days." An Anbu ninja reported to the patriarch of the Uchiha family and handed a large pile of documents to his superior. The patriarch of the Uchiha family opened and read a few pages. If passerby A and passerby B saw these documents, they would be surprised to find that their conversation was on the documents. The patriarch sighed.
"Is that all? How many people are discussing?"
"This... Sir, the whole Muye is discussing..."
"Bang——" With a punch, the patriarch smashed his desk. "I want to see the Hokage! The honor of the strongest family in Muye, the Uchiha family, cannot be violated!"
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Hokage's office
"Really? I will deal with it. Let this matter be as unmentionable as the Nine-Tailed Fox incident! Don't be angry anymore!" The Third Hokage smiled kindly. The Third Hokage is a very old guy. It's hard to imagine that the heavy responsibility of the Fire Country is on such an old shoulder. However, this old man has an extremely astonishing power, making all enemies who underestimate him pay an unbearable price.
"Yes, then I'll go back." He knew there was no other way. He sighed helplessly. "Lord Hokage, please rest early!"
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Six years later
"Thud thud" Two shurikens accurately hit the target. Yan, no, it should be Sasuke who withdrew his swung hand. Looking at his father proudly. This is his first time throwing shurikens. He actually hit it. But it's not strange. In his previous life, he had trained his hands to be extremely flexible. Although he had a new body and was a bit unaccustomed at first, six years was enough for him to quickly adapt to this new body and also know how to use Sharingan. It seems like an instinct, an instinct brought from his previous life. He can use it whenever he wants and not use it when he doesn't want to. For a six-year-old child who doesn't know what chakra is at all, this has to be a miracle. He still remembers his father's surprised look. So when his father told him how to use shurikens, this scene happened.
"How is it, Dad? I said it was easy, right!" The former Yan has completely become Sasuke. For Sasuke, the identity of a child is no longer a disguise but a fact. Since it's a new life, of course, start as a child. Sasuke thought this way.
"Well, not bad. You are worthy of being my son!" Father said faintly. He was already used to the surprises this kid gave him. Too many surprises. But this kid seems to really like challenging his father's heart! It has to be said that this kid really scared his old father. His trembling body made Sasuke realize that his father was not as calm as he said. Joy filled Sasuke's face. Sasuke likes to hear his father say such a sentence "You are worthy of being my son!" That is his affirmation! His praise!
"You will go to the ninja school tomorrow. Go and play well today. There won't be such comfort in the future!"
"Yes! Dad, I'm leaving..." As soon as Sasuke heard this, he ran out of the gate. As soon as he left the gate, joy instantly solidified into coldness. People here secretly call him a monster. He also knows that there is another child in Muye who is also called a monster. But he has never seen him. However, he is looking forward to meeting him. He has no friends here. Only when he goes outside the family will people not hate him. But no one likes him either. He never tells his parents about this. He doesn't want to make them sad. Only his brother Itachi knows about this. But he told his brother not to tell his parents, and Itachi also promised him. He has a good relationship with Itachi. Itachi's temper is very similar to his father. Nothing seems to be able to change his expression greatly. He always has a perennial ice-cold face towards outsiders. He is also like his mother. Always speaks to Sasuke gently and smiles gently.
As he walked, he saw Itachi. "Brother, you are back!"
"Yes, Sasuke, where are you going?" Itachi asked gently.
"Dad said I will go to the ninja school tomorrow. Let me come out and play. He said I won't have time to play in the future!" Sasuke forced a bitter smile. Knowing Sasuke's situation, Itachi couldn't help but shake his head. "Then I'll go back. Come back early."
"Um."
Sasuke was walking by the river. Suddenly, his expression changed. He saw the guy who sent him here. He was walking towards him. Although he was much younger, he was sure that it was that guy! Wait, is this that guy's past? What exactly does he want to change by sending me here? Long-forgotten memories surged like a tide. Sasuke shook his head vigorously. Forget it. Let it be.
Naruto looked at Sasuke strangely. Is this the monster like me? I haven't seen him before. I heard that he always likes to walk by the river. I came to see him specially today. And I really met him! But why is he always by the river? Well, it's very suspicious. Could it be that he wants to jump into the river because he can't think of a way out? It must be so! Like me, who is also called a monster, I always want to commit suicide! If it weren't for Teacher Iruka, maybe I would have... I must save him! Save this only kindred spirit.
Sasuke watched Naruto's expressions changing constantly. Looking at his father and brother's ice-cold faces all the time, it's not bad to change the taste. (Little Soul: Don't misunderstand. He is a normal person!) It's quite interesting to watch him.
But it still seems abnormal. Sasuke couldn't help but think strangely as he watched Naruto change from confusion to relief, and then from relief to determination.
"Hey! Don't commit suicide!" I must save him! Naruto thought firmly.
"Ah?" Is he really sick? A strange expression appeared on Sasuke's face.
"Don't be so desperate! I know you are in pain!" Hehe, understand you, right? I'm determined to save you! Naruto began to be proud.
"Ah?" I don't know I'm in pain. Is he having an attack? The strangeness on Sasuke's face grew.
"I am the same as you!" How about it? Are you happy? There is a kindred spirit! Are you excited? If you are excited, smile! Naruto has already started to smile in his heart!
"Ah?" Damn it! Does he think I am also mentally ill? No matter. I'm leaving! Sasuke thought angrily. "Insane!"
"Ah?" It seems different from what I imagined. Naruto thought strangely. He looked innocent. "Why are you scolding me?"
"Why? Ask you! I don't even know that I want to commit suicide. How do you know? Isn't it sick if it's not?" Sasuke couldn't help but scold. Damn it, why am I so angry every time I see him?
"Ah? That... You are not going to... Well, it's not that. It's just that why are you... Ah~~~~~~~~ I can't explain clearly!" Why is he the same as an ordinary child? I can't figure it out~~~ Naruto was thinking while scratching his head.
"Cut, I still have to go to school tomorrow and I meet a mental patient. What bad luck!" Sasuke turned and left. Soon he disappeared from Naruto's sight, leaving Naruto alone there. And Naruto? He is still there! "That... Actually, I'm not mentally ill~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" The voice spread far away...
Cut, still say not mentally ill. Would a normal person be like this? Sasuke thought sullenly when he heard the voice.