The time I forgot my watch.. Story Time

A few weeks ago I had forgotten my watch at a party I had left.
Upon discovering this I had shortly returned to the party,
However, I was displeased to find that there was this dude that was standing on my watch!
As I approached him things started to get crazy and this guy was yelling profanity at this beautiful girl..
As I got closer and closer things escalated quickly and this guy pushed this girl to the floor..
Reacting off of just pure adrenaline I knocked the dude out cold..
Hit him with the one-two Mayweather
The guy wakes shortly and I softly whisper..
Not on my watch