Few small Jokes of the day...

Here is a few small jokes I found laying around, to hopefully bring a little extra humor & giggles into your day...

So, how do you make a tissue dance, people?

YOU PUT A LITTLE BOOGIE IN IT!!!

Also... What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I sure as hell wouldn’t try milking it... XD

What do you call a cow once it's been twisted?
BEEF-JERKY!

What did the alcoholic say a late afternoon?
"It's funny, some people have trouble with alcohol, I only have trouble without" xD

That is it for this fine afternoon, ladies & gentlemen :-)

May you have a nice rest of the day. ^_^