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Hey all. I wrote this screenplay. I'm not a professional screenwriter, but I think it's good. I think it's smart and funny and it makes me laugh. I'm also kind of a pirate. I don't know the proper channels to post my screenplay not being a pro, so I'll post here, and see how that goes. If you like it, please share it, upvote it, and all that stuff. It's a quick read. I think you'll like it. And if you really, really like it, you can tip me Eth and Btc. Addresses below. And if you really really really like it, you can talk to me about how me get it made into a film. Too long to post in one so I split it into a few parts. That's it! Upvote and Share! Thanks! Enjoy!

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           BEGIN TITLES - SERIES OF SHOTS

           A song plays over some 16 mm home movies.

           --EIGHT Y/O SAM and ALEX, brothers close in age are seen
           happy together in different scenarios with their PARENTS.

           SHOT: Police officer visiting GRIPPER, an older man's door
           and giving him sad news with kids in background.

           --THIRTEEN Y/O SAM and ALEX in their new lives happy
           participating in activities with Gripper.

           Song continues, but 16 mm style ends.

           --As their current selves, ALEX and SAM at their high school
           graduation. Joy as they throw their caps in the air. The caps
           come down. Slow motion. Sam smiles wide. Everyone around
           laughs and smiles except Alex. Alex looks around lost.

           Calendar pages flip. Four years pass.

           --In their early twenties, apart. Sam is away in college. Sam
           is an all-American clean-cut guy -- handsome and charismatic. 
           Alex is bartending at Gripper's and also performing standup
           comedy. Alex is plain and grungy.

           END TITLES - "TITLE CARD"

           EXT. GRIPPER'S BAR - NIGHT

           A sign on building reads, 'Gripper's Dive.' In the window is
           a neon sign reads "Open Mic - Every Night." 

           SUPER: August, Fairweather, Colorado

           INT. GRIPPER'S BAR - FAIRWEATHER, COLORADO - NIGHT

           Sam sits on a stool at one end of the bar. 

           KIMBERLY, Gripper's daughter, a thirty-something waitress,
           walks into the frame.

                               KIMBERLY
                     Hey Dad. Two gin and tonics.

                               GRIPPER
                     Sure Kimmy.

           Gripper behind the bar begins making the drinks. He is
           approximately 65 y/o, muscular, masculine and gruff, sporting
           tattoos and a white mustache. His voice is deep and grainy.

                               GRIPPER
                         (To Sam)
                     Gonna be sad to see you go again
                     Sammy, but we're real proud of ya.

                               SAM
                     Thanks Grandpa. It was great to be
                     back these few months.

                               KIMBERLY
                     What's going on?

                               GRIPPER
                     Our college grad has landed a job!

                               KIMBERLY
                     Already!?

                               GRIPPER
                     Starts in three weeks!

                               KIMBERLY
                     That's great Sammy!

                               SAM
                     But it's in New York...

                               KIMBERLY
                     Oh. Have you told Alex?

                               SAM
                     I don't know how. I don't think he
                     understands there aren't a lot of
                     finance jobs in Fairweather.

                               GRIPPER
                     Just because you're moving doesn't
                     mean we'll never see you. Besides,
                     Alex chose to pursue his comedy...

           ON STAGE

           Alex performs on a small shitty stage. Ten people attentively
           watch. Others are not even paying attention: playing darts.
           Alex is Sam's older brother by less than a year.

                               ALEX
                     At the grocery store the other day
                     in the canned food section looking
                     for baby corn. Couldn't find it so
                     I asked. The guy sent me over a few
                     isles. I looked around n' all I saw
                     was diapers and formula.
                     I went back. "No man. Not corn for
                     babies, baby corn!"

           Crowd laughs...

                               ALEX
                     I want so bad for the Yankee's to
                     sign a guy named Munson, like the
                     notorious old serial killer Buzzy
                     Munson -- just to hear the homerun
                     calls from that announcer they
                     have!

                               ALEX
                         (John Sterling voice.)
                     Munson takes a stab and got a piece
                     of that one! Homerun! A massacre
                     for Munson! He really slaughtered
                     that one!

           Alex does a mock homerun swing and the crowd laughs.

                               ALEX
                     Thanks everyone!

           Alex steps off. A performer with a guitar steps on.

           BACK TO THE BAR AREA

                               SAM
                     It's a shame he hasn't gotten any
                     good breaks yet.

                               KIMBERLY
                     You really need to tell him you're
                     leaving. If he hears it from
                     someone else he'll be heartbroken.

           From the other end of the bar, a scrawny, weasly looking BAR
           PATRON shouts.

                               BAR PATRON
                     Gripper! Arm wrestle for beer?
                     That's the deal, right?

                               GRIPPER
                     Five bucks for the try and free
                     drinks if you win for as long as I
                     own the place!

           Kimberly steps behind the bar. Gripper walks to the end of
           the bar to an arm wrestling setup. A SECOND BAR PATRON leans
           over to Sam.

                               SECOND BAR PATRON
                     What's that all about? Sounds too
                     good to be true.

                               SAM
                     Sort of is. Gripper used to be an
                     all world competitor. He's
                     undefeated in his bar!

           Alex walks up next to Sam and sits on a bar stool.

                               KIMBERLY
                     Nice job Alex.

           HILLBILLY BART, a man with no shirt, wearing overalls, walks
           to Sam and gives him a friendly slap on the back. 

                               HILLBILLY BART
                     Hey den dare congratulations bout
                     tat job de gone go'in an York City.

           Hillbilly Bart speaks in a Cajun gibberish manner. After
           addressing Sam, he continues walking.

                               ALEX
                     Heeeey, congratulations on what?

                               SAM
                     Yeah. I umm, accepted a job in New
                     York. It starts in a few weeks.

                               ALEX
                     When'd you decide this?

                               SAM
                     Just yesterday. I wanted to tell
                     you, but...

           Alex is visibly upset.

                               ALEX
                         (Lackluster.)
                     It's cool. Congrats. Hey, I'm gonna
                     get out of here.

           Alex walks out shoulders slumped. Gripper returns to Sam and
           Kimmy five bucks in hand. Bar Patron then reappears also.

                               BAR PATRON
                     Screw you Gripper! You're a sham! A
                     hustler! I'll get you!

           Bar Patron shakes his fist and storms out.

                               GRIPPER
                     Man, that guy was pissed!

                               SAM
                     What was that about?

                               GRIPPER
                     After I won I told him how I used
                     to be pro.

                               KIMBERLY
                     He didn't know?

           We see many trophies, medals and old pictures of Gripper with
           awards, behind the bar. Gripper looks around.

                               GRIPPER
                     Where'd Alex go?

           EXT. LOOKOUT POINT - NIGHT

           Alex and KATHLEEN are sitting in a car. Kathleen is a very
           attractive women, dolled up.

                               ALEX
                     This is awful.

                               KATHLEEN
                     It's your own damn fault! Sam went
                     to school to build a career the
                     right way, but you decided to dick
                     around! You have a shitty day job
                     where you're a gofer and spend your
                     nights doing standup for peanuts.

                               ALEX
                     I'm not a gofer, I'm an executive
                     assistant!

                               KATHLEEN
                     Your boss calls you gofer!

                               ALEX
                     Now that's not...

                               KATHLEEN
                     --You need to stick up for
                     yourself! Next time he's picking on
                     you, tell him to stick his stupid
                     job straight up his ass!

                               ALEX
                     Mr. Patrick isn't the nicest, but
                     he's flexible.
                     Where else am I gonna find a boss
                     that lets me take time off for my
                     out of town gigs?

                               KATHLEEN
                     You could just give it up and get a
                     real job!

                               ALEX
                     I'm following my dream. Besides,
                     you don't have a job!

                               KATHLEEN
                     I'm a socialite! My job is to land
                     a successful man and attend
                     functions and keep our reputation
                     in good standing within the
                     community. I thought I'd be dating
                     a famous comedian by now!

           A cop knocks on the car window, startling Kathleen and Alex.  

                               OLD MAN COP
                     What are you kids doing there?

           OLD MAN COP is old, short, wears thick glasses and has a 'get
           off my lawn' demeanor.

                               ALEX
                     Nothing. Just sitting here.

                               OLD MAN COP
                     Oh yeah! You sure you weren't
                     rubber necking?

                               KATHLEEN
                     Rubber necking?

                               OLD MAN COP
                     Yeah, you know, smootching, tongue
                     wrestling, playing tonsil hockey,
                     sucking face, THE HANKYPANK!?!

                               ALEX
                     We were just talking -- and about
                     to get out of here any ways.
                         (To Kathleen.)
                     Can you drop me back? Gripper said
                     he wasn't feeling great and asked
                     me to clean up.

                               KATHLEEN
                     Fine.

                               ALEX
                         (To Old Man Cop)
                     Can we go please?

                               OLD MAN COP
                     Fine! But don't let me catch you
                     kids up here again!

           INT. GRIPPERS BAR - NIGHT

           Alex walks in to find Gripper with a mop in one hand, and the
           TV remote in the other, staring up at the TV.

           ARIZONA JOHNSON COMMERCIAL

           An old fashioned satirical style movie commercial plays.

                               TV COMMERCIAL (V.O.)
                     Benjamin Buick returns as the
                     swashbuckling hero in his newest
                     adventure, Arizona Johnson and the
                     Stones of Mars. Coming soon!

           The commercial ends.

           BACK ON SCENE

                               ALEX
                     Hey Grandpa.

           Gripper turns off the TV and sets the remote down.

                               GRIPPER
                     Didn't see you there. They're
                     making a new Arizona Johnson movie?
                     It's absurd! They haven't made one
                     in twenty-five years!

                               ALEX
                     I'm actually looking forward to it!
                     I read an article in the paper that
                     the 'Mars Stones' that the movie is
                     based on are actually real!

                               GRIPPER
                     I read the same article. Seemed
                     like a load of crap...

           Gripper leans against the bar. Alex grabs the mop from him.

                               GRIPPER
                     I've been having these spells.
                     Guess I just don't have energy like
                     I used to.

                               ALEX
                     It's fine Grandpa. Go home and take
                     it easy.

           Gripper walks out. Alex goes to the stereo and puts on some
           music. It is some cheezy pop song and he starts to dance with
           the mop. After half a minute Sam walks in.

                               SAM
                     Dude? What are you doing?

                               ALEX
                     Dancing!?

                               SAM
                     With the mop?

                               ALEX
                     So. It helps me build my
                     confidence...
                         (Trails off sheepishly.)

                               SAM
                     Anyone besides me saw you I'm sure
                     it would completely destroy your
                     confidence. Besides, you're a stand
                     up. You have confidence issues?

                               ALEX
                         (Intellectual tone.)
                     You see, the thing about stand-ups
                     is that we are generally not an
                     outgoing group. We are a self
                     loathing shy people who do this
                     because we hate ourselves and feel
                     we deserve punishment.
                         (Normal tone.)
                     Plus, it's a small crowd at
                     Gripper's, and most of the other
                     clubs I play, too.

                               SAM
                     What's the difference?

                               ALEX
                     The difference is I am scared to be
                     on stage in front of a big crowd!

                               SAM
                     So your dream is to be a successful
                     comedian, but the thought of being
                     on stage in front of a lot of
                     people frightens you?

                               ALEX
                     Correct.

                               SAM
                     That's just not a very solid plan…

                               ALEX
                         (Dismissive.)
                     Whatever...

                               SAM
                     Look, you should have been the
                     first one I told I was leaving.

                               ALEX
                     Well, I guess I should have said a
                     real congratulations, but, I feel
                     like the moron older brother. Like
                     your life is beginning, and I'll
                     still be stuck here.

                               SAM
                     You have to get over this big crowd
                     thing. Your act is funny. If you
                     branch out to some real bookings
                     where you can get noticed; get an
                     agent, your future holds just as
                     much promise as mine.
                         (Beat.)
                     I'm really sorry.

                               ALEX
                     It's cool.

                               SAM
                     You say it's cool, but I know you.
                     What can I do to make this better?

                               ALEX
                         (Enthusiastic.)
                     We can go on a road-trip before you
                     leave?

                               SAM
                     No! No way.

                               ALEX
                     Why not? You've traveled all over.
                     I've never been anywhere! It'll be
                     like, one last ride!

                               SAM
                     I've too much to do. Plus, what
                     about your job?

                               ALEX
                     I don't know. Kathleen was thinking
                     I should look for a new one.

                               SAM
                     Either way, I'm out on the trip.
                     Wanna hang out tomorrow?

                               ALEX
                     I can't till later. Big golf outing
                     early with Mr. Patrick. You know,
                     "the corporate world."

           EXT. GOLF COURSE - DAY

           Alex's boss, MR. PATRICK, and his COLLEAGUE drive a golf cart
           to a tee box. Alex lags behind, struggling with both bags. 

                               COLLEAGUE
                     Why don't we just put the bags in
                     the cart.

           The Colleague is a Latino business partner of Mr. Patrick's.

                               MR. PATRICK
                     Because if we did that he wouldn't
                     be my bitch!

           Mr. Patrick is about 50 y/o. He is tall and in good shape.

           Mr. Patrick and Colleague both laugh evil/hysterically.

                               MR. PATRICK
                     Hey Gofer! I don't pay you to drag
                     my shit!

                               ALEX
                         (A little frustrated.)
                     Yes, sir. Sorry Mr. Patrick.

           Alex arrives and drops the bags down in exaustion.

                               MR. PATRICK
                         (Whispers to Colleague.)
                     Hey, watch. This schmuck will do
                     anything. 
                         (To Alex.)
                     When we're on the sacred golf
                     grounds you bow when spoken to!

                               ALEX
                         (Increasingly frustrated.)
                     Yes sir Mr. Patrick.

           Alex bows. The Colleague is behind Mr. Patrick laughing.

                               MR. PATRICK
                         (Whispers to Colleague.)
                     I got another good one.

           Mr. Patrick grabs a club and puts a ball on a tee. He
           intentionally slices his ball into the water.

                               MR. PATRICK
                     Oops! Gofer! Go get that for me!

                               ALEX
                     I'll just get you a ball from--

                               COLLEAGUE
                     --That's his lucky ball cabrone!

                               MR. PATRICK
                     Yes cabrone! Go get it!

                               ALEX
                     Yes sir.

           Alex walks towards the pond.

                               ALEX
                         (To himself.)
                     Sick and tired of this. You don't
                     need this? Maybe it's just time to
                     get real job like Kathleen says.

                               MR. PATRICK
                         (Shouts to Alex.)
                     Hurry up Gofer! Get in there!

           Mr. Patrick and Colleague laugh again.

                               ALEX
                         (Mumbled to himself.)
                     I'll show him get in there.

           Alex turns sharply away from the pond and instead powerfully
           walks to the golf cart and gets in.

                               MR. PATRICK
                     Hey! What are you doing!?

           Alex drives the cart towards the water. Mr. Patrick and
           Colleague attempt to block Alex but jump out of the way just
           before the cart reaches them. The cart crashes into the water
           and begins to sink.

                               COLLEAGUE
                     My papers are in there! My phone!

           Alex gets out of the cart and swims to the other side of the
           tiny pond. He climbs out of the water and stands on the other
           bank across from Patrick and Colleague.

                               MR. PATRICK
                     What are you thinking!? You're
                     done! You're fired! 

                               ALEX
                     Thanks!

           EXT. GOLF COURSE CLUBHOUSE - DAY

           Alex calls Gripper's Bar.

           INT. GRIPPER'S BAR - DAY

           Sam picks up the phone.

                               SAM
                     Hello.

           INTERCUT SAM/ALEX

                               ALEX
                     I need someone to pick me up.

                               SAM
                     It's early?

                               ALEX
                         (Neurotic.)
                     Patrick fired me, sort of. I kind
                     of quit. Sort of fired, sort of
                     quit. Half and half.
                         (Not neurotic.)
                     We have decided to part ways!

                               SAM
                     What happened?

                               ALEX
                     Come get me at the golf course and
                     I'll explain.

           EXT./INT. CAR - DAY

           A car pulls up. Gripper is in the drivers seat: Sam in the
           front passengers, Hillbilly Bart, back middle, Kimberly, back
           passenger. Alex bends down and talks from outside the car.

                               ALEX
                     Why is Hillbilly Bart here?

                               GRIPPER
                     We closed to pick you up.

                               ALEX
                     Kimberly couldn't stay?

                               KIMBERLY
                     I had to know what happened.

           Alex opens the door and gets in.

                               SAM
                     You're all wet!

                               ALEX
                     Long story short, I decided to
                     stand up for myself and not take
                     that guy's crap anymore!

                               GRIPPER
                     Well, until you find something else
                     you can come back and bartend full
                     time.

                               ALEX
                     That's nice Grandpa, but I don't
                     want things just given to me.

                               GRIPPER
                     I know, but sometimes we all need
                     to swallow our pride. You know,
                     everything happens for a reason.

                               HILLBILLY BART
                     (Gibberish advice line.)

                               ALEX
                     At least Kathleen will be proud of
                     me!

           INT. GRIPPERS BAR - NIGHT

           Alex is behind the bar. Kathleen stands across from him.

                               KATHLEEN
                     I cant believe you! That's the last
                     straw! No car, no education! Now no
                     job! That's it!

                               ALEX
                     I thought you wanted me to speak
                     up? And am I not working right now!

                               KATHLEEN
                     I wanted you to be a man and look
                     for a job with growth potential!
                     That didn't mean going back to
                     bartending! We're through!

           Kathleen walks towards the door, and leaves.

                               ALEX
                     Awesome! Things couldn't get any
                     worse.

                               GRIPPER
                     Good for me. I got my best
                     bartender back!

           Gripper smiles and puts his arm around Alex.

                               ALEX
                     Thanks Grandpa.

           Bar Patron One walks in the door and up to the bar.

                               BAR PATRON ONE
                     I want a rematch!

                               GRIPPER
                     Sure. I'll just kick your ass
                     again!

                               BAR PATRON ONE
                     Not against me you fool.

                               ALEX
                         (Sarcastic.)
                     If it's not against you technically
                     that's not really a rematch...

                               BAR PATRON ONE
                     Against him!

           Bar Patron One points to the door. Everyone looks in that
           direction. The door swings open and in walks a very large
           man, like Shaq big. BIG GUY is an dumb overgrown goon type,
           who speaks like Frankenstein.

                               KIMBERLY
                     That guy's huge. Maybe you should
                     skip this one...

                               BAR PATRON ONE
                         (Loud for entire bar.)
                     The Gripper say's he takes any and
                     all challengers!

                               GRIPPER
                     I never refused a match yet and I'm
                     not about to start now.

                               BIG GUY
                     Free beer!!!

                               BAR PATRON ONE
                         (Calm, comforting.)
                     Yes, that's right. If you win you
                     get all the free beer you can
                     drink.

                               BIG GUY
                     Free chicken wings!!!

                               BAR PATRON ONE
                         (Calm again.)
                     No. That's not part of the deal.
                     We'd need to pay for chicken wings.

           Bar Patron One, Big Guy and Gripper walk to the arm wrestling
           setup to start the match.

                               SAM
                     I don't know about this one.

                               ALEX
                     He's got to go down sometime. I'm
                     just worried that guy could drink
                     Gripper into bankruptcy.

           Sam and Alex walk over to where the match will be held. 
           Hillbilly Bart is holding the clasped hands as a ref.

                               HILLBILLY BART
                     Ready.

           Gripper and Big Guy nod.

                               HILLBILLY BART
                     Go!

           Gripper and Big Guy struggle. Gripper doesn't look well, but
           wins. He stands, puts both arms triumphantly above his head,
           and then falls flat on his face.

           INT. HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM - NIGHT

           Sam, Alex and Kimberly are in the hospital waiting room.
           DOCTOR walks in. They all stand.

                               KIMBERLY
                     Is he alright?

                               DOCTOR
                     In terms of the strain he felt,
                     he's okay, but on the way down he
                     hit his head pretty hard.

                               SAM
                     What's that mean?

                               DOCTOR
                     He's in a comatose state.

                               ALEX
                     He gonna die!?

                               DOCTOR
                     No. He's pretty stable. But he
                     could be like this for weeks,
                     months, years, ooooooor he could
                     wake up tomorrow.

                               KIMBERLY
                     What should we do?

                               DOCTOR
                     Stay if you like, but I'd say it
                     might be a while. Go get some rest.

                               SAM
                         (Somber)
                     Sure doc.

           INT. SAM AND ALEX'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

           Alex and Sam sitting on the couch flicking channels.

                               ALEX
                     This is awful.

                               SAM
                     I don't know what to say.

                               TV LOTTO VOICE
                     And now it's time for our late
                     night win three numbers.

           Both characters perk up with excitement.

                               ALEX
                     Two, two, two, two!

                               SAM
                     Eight, eight, eight!

                               TV LOTTO VOICE
                     The first ball up is six.

                               ALEX
                     Two, two, two, two!

                               SAM
                     Seven, seven, seven!

                               TV LOTTO VOICE
                     Next is four.

                               ALEX
                     Two, two, two!

                               SAM
                     Five, five, five!

                               TV LOTTO VOICE
                     And the last is four. Making
                     tonight's winning trio - six, four,
                     four.

           Sam gets up and begins to walk to the kitchen.

                               SAM
                     You want somethin'?

                               ALEX
                     I don't think I can eat right now.
                     I'm just too upset.

           Alex grabs the remote and flicks channels.

                               GRANDMA (V.O.)
                         (On TV.)
                     The movie uses premise of the 'Mars
                     Stone's, but what people don't know
                     is they're actually real!

                               ALEX
                     Sam, quick, look!

           Sam runs back into the living room.

                               SAM
                     Holy shit! Why is Grandma on TV?

           Sam and Alex watch. We hear GRANDMA but do not see her.

                               ALEX
                     It's a documentary about those Mars
                     Stones, from Mars. From the new
                     Arizona Johnson movie.

                               SAM
                     I don't know why they even made
                     that movie. It's been like thirty
                     years since the last one...

                               ALEX
                     Shhhhh!

                               GRANDMA (V.O.)
                     I saw a strange light and then a
                     glowing rock fell into my yard.
                     Legend says the stones have
                     mystical healing powers and they
                     can bring people back from the
                     brink of death!

           Alex gives Sam a stunned 'dramatic gofer' look.

                               SAM
                     Oh No! We're done with this!

           Sam quickly grabs the remote and turns off the TV.

                               ALEX
                     Sam!!!

                               SAM
                     No!!!

                               ALEX
                     You don't even know what I'm gonna
                     say.

                               SAM
                     I know exactly what you're gonna
                     say, and it's ridiculous!

                               ALEX
                     Grammy said that the stone has
                     healing powers and--!

                               SAM
                     --That show is not a documentary.
                     She left here to become and
                     actress, remember?
                     That show is nothing more than a
                     silly marketing tie-in for a movie
                     that's about to bomb.

                               ALEX
                     But it's on The Documentary
                     Channel. They wouldn't broadcast
                     something that's fictionalized!

                               SAM
                     Sure, and aliens built the
                     pyramids!

                               ALEX
                     They did, but that has nothing to
                     do with this! This is fate! I say,
                     we find Grandma, get the stone and
                     use it to revive Grip!

                               SAM
                     Aside from the fact that you should
                     see a shrink, nobody has actually
                     spoken to her in years. We don't
                     even know where she lives!

                               ALEX
                     That's not true! She's in New
                     Jersey. A few years back she sent a
                     package to Gripper. Before I gave
                     it to him I wrote down the return
                     address so we'd have it in case a
                     situation like this ever came up.

                               SAM
                     You mean a situation where you go
                     bananas and we need to go halfway
                     across the country to find our
                     estranged adoptive Grandma who we
                     haven't seen in almost a decade
                     since she left, to get a fake
                     mystical stone which will heal her
                     ex-boyfriend who lays in coma two
                     thousand miles away?

                               ALEX
                     Exactly! But without the fake part.
                     Really though, Gripper always says
                     everything happens for a reason!
                     This is it!

                               SAM
                     Can I just point out again that
                     this stone is a silly movie prop!

                               ALEX
                     If Gripper is sick, Grandma would
                     want to know. They may not have
                     spoken in a long time, but I'm sure
                     she still loves him.

                               SAM
                     You've gone mental.

                               ALEX
                     You heard the doctor. Gripper could
                     be like that for years. Bet if he
                     were here right now he'd say, lets
                     win one for the Gripper!

                               SAM
                     What does that even mean?

                               ALEX
                     Like win one for the Gipper, but
                     not the Gipper, The Gripper! It's
                     winning one for the Gripper!

           Sam stares dumbfounded.

                               SAM
                     I can't take you right now. I'm
                     goin' to bed.

           INT. GRIPPER'S HOSPITAL ROOM - AFTERNOON

           Alex stands near Gripper who is lays in his hospital bed
           seemingly unconscious.

                               ALEX
                     Grip, I think I found a way to get
                     you back to your old self.

           Alex pauses and looks out the window, away from Gripper.

                               ALEX
                     You're never going to believe. We
                     saw Grandma on TV…

           Gripper opens his eyes shocked, but closes them before Alex
           turns back around.

                               ALEX
                     Might sound strange, but we learned
                     Grandma has a stone that has
                     mystical powers. Healing powers!

           Alex again turns to the window. Gripper appears confused.

                               ALEX
                         (Determined.)
                     I'm gonna go get that stone and use
                     it to snap you out of this!

           Alex turns back to Gripper. Gripper closes his eyes again.

                               ALEX
                         (Emotional.)
                     Grip, I don't know what I would do
                     if I lost you... 

           Alex begins to tear up.

                               ALEX
                     Sammys' leaving and-- I just feel
                     like everything is falling apart!

           Sam knocks on the door while walking in.

                               SAM
                     Hey. I didn't know you were gonna
                     be here. Are you crying?

                               ALEX
                     Nope. I got hot sauce in my eye.
                     Just hot sauce.

                               SAM
                     Oh. How's Grandpa?

                               ALEX
                     Still out.

                               SAM
                     Man.

                               ALEX
                     I'm gonna get out of here. Walk
                     home, get some air. See ya.

           Alex exits. Sam looks out the window, his back to Gripper.

                               GRIPPER
                     Your brother might have lost it!

           Sam turns around quickly.

                               SAM
                     Gripper! What the fuck?

                               GRIPPER
                     Nice to see you too.

                               SAM
                     I mean… I'm just surprised is all.
                     They told us--

                               GRIPPER
                     --Nevermind what they told you!
                     What happened any ways? Last I
                     remember was wrestling that guy.

                               SAM
                     You passed out and hit your head.
                     Beat him though.

                               GRIPPER
                     Course I beat him! Hope someone got
                     my five bucks from them!

                               SAM
                     We weren't really worried about
                     that...

                               GRIPPER
                         (Maniacal)
                     If I ever see that little son-of-a
                     bitch I'm going to choke him for
                     that money!

                               SAM
                     Maybe it's time you retire from arm
                     wrestling? You know, go out on top.

                               GRIPPER
                     I'm more concerned about your
                     brother? Sayin' he's gonna heal me
                     with a space rock?

                               SAM
                     It's stupid. He wants me to go on
                     some stupid road-trip with him.

                               GRIPPER
                     Why don't you go?

                               SAM
                     What about you? We can't just up
                     and leave right after you get out
                     of the hospital.

                               GRIPPER
                     Don't worry. Kimberly can take care
                     of me and the bar.

                               SAM
                     Okay, but I've got less than three
                     weeks to move my life across the
                     country.

                               GRIPPER
                     Maybe that's why your brother wants
                     to do something with you so bad. He
                     needs you right now more than I do
                     Sammy. Spend some quality time
                     together before you leave.

                               SAM
                     Why don't we just tell Alex you're
                     okay instead and I hang out with
                     him here.

                               GRIPPER
                     Where's the fun in that!?

                               SAM
                     I don't know Grip...

                               GRIPPER
                     I'm fine now, but one day you boys
                     will only have each other. Spend a
                     week with you brother, will ya? And
                     I think a little spontaneous
                     adventure would do you good too 

                               SAM
                     I've got to think about this...

           EXT. SAM'S CAR (MOVING) - DAY/NIGHT

           Sam drives around thinking while a slowed down piano version
           of Diff'rent Strokes Theme plays over. 

           EXT. LOOKOUT POINT - NIGHT

           Sam drives up the hill to Lookout Point. He see's Alex
           sitting on a rock, looking off.

                               SAM
                         (Out car window.)
                     C'mon, get in. It's cold up here.

                               ALEX
                     Thanks...

           Alex gets in the car.

           INT. SAM'S CAR AT LOOKOUT POINT (PARKED) - NIGHT

                               SAM
                     I did some thinking and... I'll go.

                               ALEX
                         (Confused.)
                     You'll go?

                               SAM
                     Let's go, win one for the Gripper!

                               ALEX
                     That's great!

           Alex leans over and gives Sam a big hug. As they are hugging
           Old Man Cop knocks on Sam's drivers side window.

                               OLD COP
                     What's going on over here?

                               ALEX
                         (Dumbfounded.)
                     Sneaky old man, where did you come
                     from like that?

                               SAM
                     Look, we were just talking.

                               OLD COP
                     Didn't look like talking to me!

           Old Man Cop bends down, peers in the car and sees Alex.

                               OLD COP
                     Aren't you the guy from a few days
                     ago? Bet your girlfriend would like
                     to know you're out canoodling with
                     this guy!

           Alex leans over to reply.

                               ALEX
                         (Cheerful!)
                     Actually she broke up with me!

                               OLD COP
                     No wonder. Cheatin' on her with
                     strange men.

                               ALEX
                     Sir. This is not a strange man.
                     We're brothers!

           Sam puts his hands on his head and just shakes it.

                               OLD COP
                     That's plain filthy!

           Old man gags a bit.
                     Get out of here! Don't let me catch
                     you incestuous brothers here again!

           EXT. CAR (MOVING) HIGHWAY - DAY

           The road trip begins. A song plays over a series of scenic
           shots showing Sam and Alex's car traveling. 

           INT. SAM'S CAR - DAY

           Alex drives. He is the only character visible, singing along
           to the song from the previous scene which has continues on
           the CD player. He is animated, directing lines from the song
           that say "you" towards the passenger seat. We then see Sam
           who doesn't look amused. Sam quickly turns off the CD player.

                               SAM
                     I can't take your singing anymore,
                     and honestly, more than that you're
                     being creepy. Can we listen to
                     something else?

                               ALEX
                     Fine.

           Alex fumbles around for another disc from his CD case.

                               ALEX
                     Nice fresh air, the open road. It
                     doesn't get any better than this!

           He inserts the disk.

                               ALEX
                     I think you're gonna like this...

           A Beach Boys inspired song begins to play. We hear the song
           uninterrupted for five seconds.

                               ALEX
                     Yeah, so… What do you think?

                               SAM
                     It's alright. What is it?

                               ALEX
                     IT'S BUZZY MUNSON!

           Sam quickly turns off the CD player again.

                               SAM
                     The serial killer!? What the hell
                     is wrong with you?

                               ALEX
                     Well I didn't think you had ever
                     heard it before and figured you'd
                     be surprised.
                         ('Did You Know?' tone.)
                     Did you know in the 70's, before
                     Buzzy Munson's cult killed all
                     those people, he recorded a full
                     album with the dudes who went on to
                     become The Surfer Guy Band!

           CUTAWAY - INT. STAGE

           A four piece band plays a Beach Boys style song for five
           seconds. Most of the band is dressed up in Hawaiian shirts
           and shorts. On the bass drum reads the name of the band,
           'Buzzy and The Waves.'

           Buzzy, who is out front singing, looks different than the
           rest of the clean cut, blonde, band member's. Buzzy has long
           dark hair, a scraggly beard, is skinny and plainly dressed in
           a white T-shirt and shorts.

           BACK ON SCENE - INT. SAM'S CAR (MOVING) - DAY

                               SAM
                     --I don't care!! I tell you you're
                     creeping me out and you think
                     playing me a serial killer's music
                     is a good idea!

                               ALEX
                     I guess I didn't really think that
                     one through...

           Alex scratches his head.

                               SAM
                     No, you didn't. What is this
                     obsession with Buzzy Munson
                     anyways? You did that joke about
                     him last week.

                               ALEX
                     No, you got it all wrong. The joke
                     wasn't about Buzzy Munson. The joke
                     was about the Yankee announcer!

                               SAM
                     I'm gonna turn the radio back, but
                     can we just have quiet?

                               ALEX
                     Fine…

           Sam and Alex listen to the radio for a few seconds and look
           out the scenic country side. It is evident they are in the
           middle of nowhere. The car starts to buck a bit.

                               SAM
                     You feel that?

                               ALEX
                     Seems like the old hot-rod ain't
                     doing too well.

                               SAM
                     Lets stop in the next town and get
                     it looked at in morning.

                               ALEX
                     Sure.

           INT. HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT

           Sam and Alex sort through some of their things and appear to
           be getting ready to settle in for the night.

                               ALEX
                     You see that Tiki-bar up the road?
                     We should check it out.

                               SAM
                     I don't know. Look at me. I'm
                     dressed in pajama shorts and don't
                     really feel like changing.

           Sam is dressed in a t-shirt and mesh gym shorts.

                               ALEX
                     Those aren't pajama shorts they are
                     'all occasion' shorts!

                               SAM
                     What about getting up early to find
                     a garage?

                               ALEX
                     You're the king of excuses. Just a
                     drink or two.
                     We won't be out late, and so what
                     if we are? Maybe you can meet a
                     lady there.

                               SAM
                     The only lady I want to meet-up
                     with right now is Grandma.

                               ALEX
                     That sounded kinda weird.

                               SAM
                     Yeah, your right...

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