Time to Get a Life. Comedy Open Mic: Round #10 (2nd Entry)

For months now, I noticed a creep watching me through my bathroom window.

I haven’t done anything about it because, strangely enough, I don’t feel threatened. He doesn’t look very tough: kind of pudgy and pale, scruffy in a basement dwelling kind of way, a sad look of illiteracy on his face... nothing I couldn’t handle if I had to confront him physically.

Last night, I realized this entire time it is my own reflection in the glass.

Let's get random with this nomination: @gonzo and @huntersthompson. It's about as good a shot as any.

Thank you.