Super excited to announce the most Buttastic contest on Steem Blockchain!

The Buttcup!

_{The only contest on STEEM with a}
ONE TRILLION
NEGATIVE VEST
_{prize payout pool!}

Our winner this week is a real showstopper ;)

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~ Don't forget to find your very own vulnerability in the code so you can be a winner next week!~

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First Ever Buttcup Winner!!! @nijeah

One look at this hilarious routine and the entire Steem blockchain cracked up! Truly amazing the power of humor, that a 34 SP user account can knock us all dead like that! What a joke!

Congrats @nijeah

you can expect your payment of ONE TRILLION NEGATIVE VESTS any time now I am sure.

In the meantime,

enjoy this amazing trophy! As a special bonus for the FIRST EVER BUTTCUP we are throwing in the naked man for free!

Proof of Butt

This butt began life as a Pixabutt. You know, from Pixabay :joy:

Thank you Pixabay user Haydenweal for your CC0 image - with tags like #man #naked #buttocks #butt #backside what is not to like, am I right?

Oh butt wait! Hold up! IS THAT A TATTOO on your butt mate? This will never fly. We are running a high class contest here. Nothing but the finest, unmarked, milky white ass for the Buttcup!

... Although I do have to admit, the way you integrated your butt mole into the tattoo is quite nice...

BUTT I DIGRESS

The tattoo must go! I saddled up my trusty PhotoShop and clone stamped the hell out of that ass. Here is a mid-progress process pic - you will note that I was working carefully, saving the original image as the "Butt Master" layer and my working copy as the "Butt Sub".

If you have never used the clone stamp tool in PhotoShop, it is awesome and super helpful for tattoo buttjobs like this. Keep it in mind. Just hold down the "alt" key while you move the clone stamp tool over the part of the image that you want to be the source, then click, then release the alt key and move the clone stamp tool over to the part of the image that you want to cover up with your source. I used the clone stamp tool to cover up the tattoo with nearby sections of butt to match the delicate hue and silky down of this magnificent butt.

VICTORY!

The butt is clean! Now that the offending ink has been removed, we can truly appreciate the butt for what it is. Not too thick, not too skinny, nice and firm, not much of a tan line, not too hairy. All in all, a fine butt! A butt worthy of a trophy!

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Next I used a layer mask to do a sloppy rimjob around the whole naked man, masking over the room background with the Quick Selection Tool. I think that is the technical term for the Quick Selection around a figure in PhotoShop right? Rimjob? Am I getting that right?

Mid-process of rimjob

Once I had the naked man separated from his surroundings, I had him all to myself. At this point, I could do whatever I wanted with the naked man. It was easy to just copy/paste him wherever I thought he would be best enjoyed. In this case I posed our naked man in front of another Pixabay CC0 image I found, of a shiny trophy cup. Thanks Pixabay user PDPics!

The edges around the naked man looked a little harsh and the lighting was off so I used inner glow and outer glow effects, selecting colors from the bokeh light globes above the cup, to soften the edges of the naked man and integrate him into the trophy cup's color scheme better. Boom! Buttcup!

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This ends my entry into Comedy Open Mic Round 20. Thus spaketh the @buttface. With a gust of unholy flatulence I nominate @demogorgon and @zuul. COM you ain't know what's comin' fer you, boyeeee! Hide your wife, hide your kids.