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The woman arrives late from work, and at night enters her room quietly and sees under the sheets four feet instead of two.
He says in a low voice: My husband has been unfaithful to me, you will see!
Carefully look for a bat back to the room and start the beating ... rudeness ... screaming and hitting everywhere ...
Go down and serve a double dry whiskey going to the kitchen and find the husband eating. Seeing her, the man says:
Your dad and your mom arrived by surprise; I gave them our room but do not go up because it was like a verguero was put up there.

haha parental abuse!

👍👍 - hey @claunis we definately need to see more from you!

HA. Ouch. There goes your inheritance!!