Don't get me wrong. Most guys think their own wives are way hotter than Kate Winslet. But not during "conversation about shirt," while Titanic is on. That's the exception.

Thank you for commenting! I care way more about comments than I do votes, because I crave validation more than money, because I'm a neurotic crazy person, because I have serious abandonment issues, because my parents were REALLY into leaving me with my Aunt to follow a Greatful Dead Cover band around lower Wisconsin back in the day.