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RE: Rice Goes on the Inside of a Sushi Roll You Deranged Lunatic - Comedy Open Mic Round 28
If you mean a sex thing, I’m there!
If you mean legal advice, I don’t think you’d be wanting that from a poor jungle avocado farmer.
But I could always pass it along to this attorney I know in Juarez and see if he can help you, assuming he hasn’t had his head cut off yet.
Oh sweet, i love jungle avacadoes. They're the lawyers of the all jungle varieties. And as a bonus very phallic when you lick them sexual as the avacadoness glistens like a bratwurst at a beer festival.
Fun fact: jungle avacadoes have the skin on the inside and farmers are said to derive great sexual power from using them as suppositories.