Poem: The Habbit. Com24 second entry.
There's no easy way to say this so let me be straight
I developed a habit that people take in a weird way
I like to sniff underwear and I don't really care
Though some think its cool while others say its weird.
Sometimes when I'm with my girl and kissing slow
She takes off her top and next thing you know
I start sniffing her bra to make sure its clean
She kinda feels its sexy or atleast that's how it seems
Even when I'm in public, I don't really care
I dip my hand into my pants and sniff like there's no one there
People look at me funny and make snide comments
Just because I'm trying to check my hygiene level.
Yesterday at the bank, I stood on a queue
I was bored and ad nothing else to do
I dipped my hand and sniffed it real good
So they kicked me out, now I'm filing a law suit.
This is my second entry for comedyopenmic contest and I nominate @trumpman and @samirich
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wow underwear sniffing poetry... who would have thunk it. you i guess...haha
I was highly motivated.
I don't even know what to say. Which is odd.
All I need is one sniff, armpit or balls, underwear or singlet.
Let me into your house, to make it less creepy, I'll sniff you in the toilet.
As long as you don't go around sniffing other people's underwear in public, I guess that's not too bad.
Uhm, I take permission before sniffing other people's underwear in public. Its the decent thing to do