Tales of a stubborn African child part 1

I once went to play football after been warned not to by my mum ,I came back at 6:00pm and I guessed my mum will be waiting for me in the living room so guess what,i passed through the backyard jumped over the fence and tiptoed through the kitchen back door I opened the door gently and then as I closed it gently I turned around to see my mum staring at me and she gave me a heavy slap on my face and that block my interlect and the next I heard was I won't touch you I will just wait for ur father to handle this issue. I walked out calmly down to my room and I looked into the mirror remembering those words " I won't touch I will just wait for your father to handle the issue"so what was the slap for I wonder and I then I realized it was a free sign up for my up coming attempted murder ceremony ahhhh😟😟 African parents will never change😂😂😂😂