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!magicblast

You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt:
lightning
The lightning produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from your bony fingers and takes you down with a swift counterstrike. You lose a life and your Wizard street-cred!

Wololo!

(RandoHealer has healed this post because you have been randomly selected from the whitelist. Lucky!)