Shitty Comment Contest! #2 Win 5 Steem!

Forever ago I did a shitty comment contest! It's time once again to do one, because it was fun as hell! It was one of the only times that I got such incredible enjoyment out of such shitty comments as "nice post".

We all have seen our fair share of shitty comments. Sometimes we even make a few when we don't really know what to say other than a short response about how a picture or post is nice, but we want to say something. I often have trouble trying to put why I like a picture into words. I at least try sometimes though, because it has to suck getting so few comments.

So, now is a time where you can get rewarded for your shitty worthless comments!

I am giving away 5 steem to the SHITTIEST comment you can muster!

Sadly, Steem isn't worth quite as much right now as it was at the time of my first contest, but I also don't wanna give it up when it's this low, because I know it will be worth more in time. So, you'll just have to HODL if you think Steem will be worth more in the future, like I do.

Bonus points for it being so shitty that it's funny.

I would appreciate any upvotes to help pay for this contest, but it is not required. You can also upvote any comments you think are funny, if you want. Also, please share this post, as it will ensure that I get even more shitty comments to give me a chuckle.

The winner will be chosen by me based on which comment I think did the best job being the shittiest shit comment possible, at post payout.

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Please have fun and good luck!