Punday Monday 136

in #contest6 years ago

Welcome to Punday Monday!

This note is still relevant, so I’ll leave it:

Quick note here at the top. If you’re a whale, you should consider supporting the folks downvoted by @mmmmkkkk311. I know you have your strategies and preferences for content, but SBI has been a tremendous asset to all of Steem and has helped keep niche content creators engaged with the platform during ups and downs. It’s been a tremendous community resource for the thousands of smaller users that will make up the middle class of Steem when (and, at this point, I have to say, IF) Steem ever gets mainstream adoption. It is used as a reward mechanism for contests, and encourages continued engagement by real people who make content that interests them. That’s what we need on this platform. That’s what SBI supports. The attacks of this one whale have hurt the sustainability of all of Steem. Perhaps you can help undo that damage. You can do that in a number of different ways… you could follow @steembasicincome with your upvotes; you could seek out and counter @mmmmkkkk311 downvotes; or you could begin using SBI yourself, thereby drawing some of his ire away from the small users and to your own posts. Please consider getting involved.

tl;dr

make a pun about the topic of the week,
the topic is farmer,
here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...


(GIF by @littlescribe)

Rookie of the Week:

let’s give this to @tcpolymath!

Pocket Choice Awards:

I am of the opinion that there are four responses to creative works one doesn’t like.

  1. Constructive criticism. Help them get better!
  2. Useful review. Help audience members know which of them will like and which won’t like this piece.
  3. Outdo them. Demonstrate to yourself and others what “good” looks like.
  4. Keep it to yourself.

There is, however, only one way to respond to creative work one DOES like.

  1. Send them POCKET.

What pun was your favorite?
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/6wrgaf-pocket-friday
No voters… bummer.


  • POCKET Choice Winner's Circle Season One:

@aloha-creations, @professorbromide, @tcpolymath, @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @f3nix, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky, @ablaze, and @paul.atreides.

  • POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Two:

@ablaze, @coinsandchains, @dollarsandsense, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @jk6276, @acolucky, @deceth, @richatvns, @wpkwolfe, @stanism, @lordoffaux, @blockingback, @theartofori, @rainite, @chrisroberts, @kharma.scribbles, @theabsolute, @mo-nique, @jdkennedy, @ecoinstant and @mensa-sig

  • POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Three:

It’s still season two.

Grand Prize (which isn’t bigger than the other prizes, just grander):

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@acolucky! This could apply to many cities, but it’s such a good pun It has to win. Weather: you like it or not.

And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?

  • SBI

See @steembasicincome for details. I’ll sponsor each qualified entrant for two SBI levels each week! Each winning entry will get an additional two SBI! But just so I don’t have to worry about splitting it up, EVERYONE GETS 4!
This week,

Our entrants were:
@acolucky, @tcpolymath, @happyme, @jdkennedy

4 SBI each!

(I’m looking forward to your 80% Downvote @mmmmkkkk311!)

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Farmer!

As in,
Farmers never have to wait in jail for their trials because they make bales.

Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!




Sponsors, related content, prizes, and money

Sponsors!

@improv/ @freewritehouse

I mean, am I a sponsor of my own contest? Yes? I guess? Also, because I’m involved in @freewritehouse and they’ve/we’ve hosted Punday Monday events over on that page, I’d like to suggest that they (we) are also a sponsor! Regardless, check out the @freewritehouse community!

Related Content:

  • @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
  • @steembasicincome has a contest round-up (that includes us) where you can find more opportunities to win SBI.

Outside referrals that benefit @improv.

Crypto.com:

An app and if you want also a prepaid credit card that uses staking of their MCO coin to unlock certain card perks. If you do want to sign up, I’d take it as a kindness if you’d use my referral code. We each get $50 worth of MCO. https://platinum.crypto.com/r/usfz8rprz6 (or the code is simply usfz8rprz6… and this is actually my wife’s code, @stinawog.)

Robinhood:

Investment platform buying/selling stocks Join HERE and we’ll both get a share of a stock (probably worth ~$4)

M1 Finance

Like Robinhood, like Swell… invest in stocks, but with the auto-fund feature, it does dollar cost averaging for you, and without Swell’s fee. My referral code is here We both get a signup bonus if you use that code.

Mannabase:

Sign up for universal basic income distribution funded by cryptocurrency Join HERE

Swift:

Yet another attempt at a UBI Join HERE

SBI

Do you like what I do, and want to support me with more than your upvote? Buy me Steem Basic Income, and we’ll both get returns forever! Just send 1 steem to @steembasicincome with @improv in the memo line! Do you want to support the steem fiction writers who are putting out books and getting the name of Steem out there in the wider world, too? Then put @steemfiction in the memo line! Don’t care about SBI yourself? Put @improv:@steemfiction in the memo line, and both those accounts will get the support! (but you won’t. But you’ll get the support of my love.)

Coinbase:

Cryptocurrency exchange Join HERE and we’ll both get $10 of BTC

  • Coinbase is adding maker fees, so there’s probably a better way out there. Do you know it?

LUMENS

We’ll each get $10 of Stellar Lumens if you use this link. You have to answer 5 short questions, each question is worth $2
https://www.coinbase.com/earn/xlm/invite/z8nb4dqf

EOS

Same as above, but for EOS https://coinbase.com/earn/eos/invite/jksv4mx3

Orchid!

https://coinbase.com/earn/oxt/invite/5vdmy93j

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Why did the farmer win an award? Because he was out standing in his field.

Eeee. Melinda already made that joke. Make a new one!

Oh, crop! I had a field-ing that might happen. Corn you make an exception soy I can get a score? It would sow moo-ve me, at least till next wheat. Harvested so much thought into it. Or is my bleating to no a-bale? Barn it, I guess I'll have to just seed how it goes. I'll just plow on till then.

That's wheat I'm sTALKING about!

Thank you. It's good to be back in the winner square. Thanks for keeping this punathon going.

I am reminded of my young days on the farm. This was before I went to university and got my doctorate in Mathematics. Back then, I stood at the edge of the pasture as two cows walked side by side. Just then, a second pair of cows joined them, and they all continued on in a row.

I was dumbfounded. I had never seen two and two be 4.

The farmer was outstanding in his field.

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