Contest : Tell a joke => Win 5 SBD!!

in #contest7 years ago

Hello fellow steemians!
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Joke contest #3 was won by @robertstewardson! Congrats!!
Time for joke contest #4😁

First the prize......since my buddy Fish the @beachbuminvestor generously donated me 5 SBD, I will pay it forward:

THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST WILL RECEIVE 5 SBD AFTER 7 DAYS!!

The rules are simple:

1.Upvote this post
2.Tell your best joke in the comments below.
3.Only one entry per person
4.Your joke in Dutch or English only
5.YOUR JOKE HAS TO BE A Q&A JOKE, for instance:

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Because they aaarrreee!

Feel free to resteem this post: the more jokes, the marrier.

Good luck...and good laughs everybody!

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THIS CONTEST WAS WON BY @REMIC2005. CONGRATULATIONS. JOKE CONTEST NR.5 IS UP.

Q: Who I am if I download a movie illegally in the caribbean ?

A: A pirate of the caribbean

What do breasts and martinis have in common? :D

Answer: 1 is not enough and 3 are too many!

(I didn't do a joke about penguins this time :D)

You win this one @remic2005 ! Congrats!
5 SBD coming your way👍.
The next joke contest will be up very soon.

Good to see you again @remic2005. Thanks for the laughs👍.

What did the elephant say to the fat naked man?
It’s cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Whahaha....cheeky👍

You were close to winning this one @magnex. Wanna try your luck again? You can! Right here: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the the other side...
But now take a step back and look at it as a suicide joke... "to get to the other side man...."
Mind Blown....

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?

A: Because it was two tired!



Resteemed, because who doesn't love a good joke?! (>‿◠)✌

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”

Man: “I had to get to work.”

Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”

Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

Why does Shrek buy Dulux over Crown?

Because Dulux is, Dulux is, Dulux is the per-FECT PAAAIIINNNTTTT!